Spoiler Alert: Beware of minor spoilers for some of the titles on this list.
Happy Spooktober! We’re celebrating the scariest, most haunted month of the year with another of my horror hypotheticals!
I’ll briefly go over the format so we’re all on the same page. In this hypothetical scenario, I’m going to imagine that I’ve been magically whisked away (or isekai’d, to use some anime lingo) to a fictional world. These settings all come from films or TV shows, and what they all have in common is the presence of a monster! The monsters I’ll encounter will be bound by the rules of their respective fictional worlds, and it’ll be up to me to survive – alone – for 48 hours. I’ll give a simple score out of ten for how easy I think survival would be – and in my conclusion, I’ll pick the least-bad monster that I’d choose to face off against… if I absolutely *had* to!
The monsters I’m going to hypothetically encounter will not necessarily be aggressively trying to hunt me down; they’ll simply be existing in their worlds on their own terms. However, if and when they become aware of my presence, the rules of each fictional setting will dictate what happens next. For some monsters, that could mean they want to eat me or steal my soul right away, but others may be less bothered! I will be dropped into a typical part of the world where these monsters exist, so some settings might allow for more time to run away or hide than others.
Trick-or-treat!
As always, my usual caveats apply! Firstly, this is just meant to be a bit of Halloween-themed fun, so please keep that in mind! And secondly all of this is just the *subjective, not objective* opinion of just one person – a person who is not, generally speaking, a huge fan of horror! If I miss a detail because I’ve only seen some films in a franchise, if my plan to survive seems unrealistic to you, or you just don’t agree with my take on these villains from horror and horror-adjacent titles… that’s okay! There ought to be plenty of room for polite differences of agreement!
I wrote a similar piece last Halloween, so if a monster you hoped to see isn’t here, maybe it’s because I covered them last year! Click or tap here to check it out.
With all of that out of the way… let’s get isekai’d to some horrific monster-filled worlds!
Option #1: Gwi-Ma KPop Demon Hunters
Gwi-Ma.
Though KPop Demon Hunters has roots in Korean folklore and history, Gwi-Ma is actually a unique creation for the film. He’s presented as the “King of Demons,” ruling over the underworld and with legions of lesser demons at his beck and call. The challenge here is to survive *alone*, so I can’t just get on the phone to Huntr/x and ask for help!
In the film, Gwi-Ma exists in the underworld (at least until the climax of the story), so if I can avoid going there, that’s a good start! But Gwi-Ma is capable of dispatching his minions to the surface, sending them to slip through the magical barrier that shields the human world from demons. Demons can assume human form, they can hypnotise people, and most importantly… it would only take one touch from a single demon to end my run. This is a toughie… I guess I’d try to find an empty building or apartment, barricade the door, and hold out for 48 hours alone. However, if Gwi-Ma decided to target me specifically, and I have no allies or helpers to call on? I’m pretty sure I’m screwed!
Survival Odds: 2/10
Option #2: The Borg Collective Star Trek franchise
A Borg drone.
The Borg are basically cybernetic zombies; if they catch you, they’ll assimilate you and forcibly convert you to serve their hive mind. Again, the challenge is to survive alone, so I can’t just call on Starfleet for help! But in this case, being *alone* could be a blessing in disguise. See, the Borg conquer at scale – while they can be interested in lone individuals, their real interest is in planetary conquest and assimilating whole species at once. A single individual – if perceived as either nonthreatening or simply not useful – could just be ignored.
We see this with the crew of the Enterprise-E; Borg drones concentrated on their tasks and ignored Picard and the crew if they weren’t a direct threat. And the Borg have even chosen to ignore whole races – like the Kazon – if they considered them “unworthy” of assimilation. So if I can manage to stay nonthreatening and useless for 48 hours (and I’m pretty sure that I can), then I might just get through this… even if I’m dropped in the middle of a Borg planet or a Borg cube!
Survival Odds: 6/10
Option #3: Dinosaurs The End of Oak Street
Several of the dinos.
I enjoyed this year’s dino-themed horror-thriller The End of Oak Street. It was an inversion of the Jurassic Park formula; dinosaurs arrive in a suburban neighbourhood instead of people visiting a dino-themed park. But the dinosaurs made for genuinely threatening and dangerous monsters – breaking into houses with ease, eating most of the people in the neighbourhood… so, yeah. This is gonna be a hard one!
Even if I were safe and secure inside my own house… well, my house ain’t exactly dinosaur-proof. It wouldn’t be hard at all for some of the smaller carnivores to break in, let alone that giant snake-like creature. Hiding in the attic *might* work for a while, as it’s away from doors and windows, and honestly, trying to hunker down and shelter in place makes way more sense than going charging around the neighbourhood. But it would only take one or two dinos breaching my house (or whatever house I’m sheltering in) to force me out into the open… and that would almost certainly end my run!
Survival Odds: 3/10
Option #4: “Death Angel” monsters A Quiet Place
One of the monsters.
I haven’t seen A Quiet Place’s sequel or prequel, so I might be missing some context here! However, the premise of the nameless monsters – which fans have referred to as the “Death Angels,” so that’s the name I’m gonna use – is that they’re attracted to sound, and have *incredible* hearing, able to detect the tiniest noises at great distances. This can be a weakness, though, as they’re sensitive to particular frequencies… but let’s be honest, I’m not getting that far!
One snore, one clearing of the throat, one meow from a nearby cat, one fart… that’s all it takes to attract the Death Angels. And 48 hours suddenly seems like a *long* time to survive in the world of A Quiet Place if you can barely breathe, or every footstep is potentially ringing the dinner bell for these monsters. Even trying to stay as still as possible in a single place has its limits – and involuntary noises, or noises made by something or someone nearby, comepletely out of my control, would be enough. I don’t think I’m making it through this one!
Survival Odds: 1/10
Option #5: Count Orlok Nosferatu
Count Orlok as he appears in the 2024 remake.
Count Orlok, who was based loosely on Count Dracula, is one of cinema’s classic monsters; the archetypal vampire. If he’s moved into my town or otherwise set his sights upon me… I think I’m in trouble! The Count is out for blood, and with no one to help, if he targets me… I don’t see how surviving for 48 hours is gonna be possible. I mean, sure, I’d be okay in daylight hours – if I could avoid the Count’s castle – but at night? That’s when the danger is at its peak.
In the film, only a pure-hearted maiden can destroy a vampire, by offering herself to him willingly. And, uh, I don’t know if you’ve met me… but I’m not a pure-hearted maiden. So that’s not an option! Running away and hiding, trying to put as much distance between the Count and myself could work; using daylight hours to get a head-start and get as far away as possible is basically my strategy, and *maybe* 48 hours would be doable. But I suspect this’ll end with a bitten neck and a loss of blood.
Survival Odds: 2/10
Conclusion:
It’s time to choose!
So… which monster do I pick?
As weird as this feels to say as a big Star Trek fan… I think the Borg are gonna be my choice. If I could come across as nonthreatening (or merely useless to them), they’d ignore me entirely, and I think I might be able to find an out-of-the-way hidey-hole on whatever Borg-dominated vessel or planet I end up on to just wait out the 48 hours. It wouldn’t be fun, and I doubt I’d get any sleep! But compared to the other options? Yeah… the Borg take the win!
Gwi-Ma and Count Orlok both have supernatural powers, so if a target’s painted on my back and they’re coming for me? I don’t think there’s enough room to run away nor a safe enough place to hide! The dinosaurs from The End of Oak Street are animals – but there are so many of them, and some of them are so large, that surviving for that long seems impossible. And the Death Angels from A Quiet Place are so sensitive to sounds that one trip, stumble, or sneeze would be enough to draw their attention. The Borg… because of their tendency to ignore you if you’re not a direct threat, or if they’re just busy doing other things, are the least-bad option.
The very first Borg ever seen in Star Trek.
So that’s my answer! If you told me I’m about to be isekai’d to one of these worlds, and my challenge is to survive for 48 hours with one of these monsters? It’s gonna be the Borg.
I hope this has been a bit of fun, and a slightly different way to celebrate the spookiest month of the year than just talking about a few horror films or TV shows. I enjoyed putting this list together, in any case!
Thanks again for joining me! And don’t have nightmares…
All titles, creatures, and characters discussed above are the copyright of their respective studio, distributor, publisher, etc. This article contains the thoughts and opinions of one person only and is not intended to cause any offence.
The first part of this review is free from major narrative spoilers for The End of Oak Street. The end of the spoiler-free section is clearly marked.
I would’ve been around ten when Jurassic Park hit cinemas, and I can vividly recall going to see the film with my friend and his dad and being absolutely enthralled. Jurassic Park brought dinosaurs to life in a way that nothing else at the time could even compare to, and it told a tense, exciting, and action-packed story to boot. The scene where the lawyer, sitting on the toilet, gets attacked by a T. Rex is *still* one of the most memorable moments in all of cinema for me.
After watching Jurassic Park, I bought the video game adaptation for my brand-new SNES, and I think I even had a poster of the film in my bedroom for a time. I actually *still* own – and, yes, occasionally wear – a Jurassic Park baseball cap! So suffice to say that I’m a fan of dino-thrillers, at least when they manage to stick the landing. Jurassic Park’s sequels have been hit and miss, though, so I was truly fascinated to see what a totally new take on this “humans-versus-dinosaurs” tale would look like when I caught a glimpse of The End of Oak Street’s trailer.
Promo posters featuring the main characters.
The film leans into plenty of tropes of the action and drama genres, takes quite a while to get going, has a few side-characters who feel pretty one-dimensional, and has a somewhat complicated ending that – some will argue – might lessen the impact of its biggest twists and set-pieces, especially on a repeat viewing. However… I genuinely had a great time with this film. I don’t think it’s gonna be a “film-of-the-year” contender, necessarily – but as a fresh take on the dinosaur adventure sub-genre, away from the confines of Jurassic Park, and doing a lot to update the way dinosaurs look? I think it worked pretty well.
I’ll get into more detail with visuals and CGI if you stick around to the spoiler-ific part of the review, but for now, I can say that The End of Oak Street relies heavily on CGI… most of which (but not all) manages to stick the landing. There are a variety of different dinosaurs – some of which may be familiar to you and some of which, at least to me, were brand new – and they were intimidating when they needed to be, grotesque at times, and occasionally even cute or funny. At a few points, I felt that some fantasically creative art direction and design was let down just a little by deficiencies in the animation, but this is by no means a “bad-looking” film on the whole.
Director David Robert Mitchell (left) with director of photography Mike Gioulakis on set.
While nothing in The End of Oak Street’s score is going to be as iconic or instantly-recognisable as John Williams’ Jurassic Park theme, it was solid. My rule of thumb for any film’s soundtrack is first and foremost “do no harm;” i.e. the music shouldn’t get in the way or pull me out of what I’m watching. There were a couple of places where familiar songs from the eighties set the tone or helped anchor the film in its chosen decade, and beyond that, the score was tense, mysterious, sombre, and action-packed at the right moments.
I think I said in one of my preview pieces earlier in the year that, if I had any concerns going into The End of Oak Street, it was co-star Ewan McGregor – and specifically, his “American” accent. I will caveat this by saying that I don’t think McGregor’s accent was flawless, but it was far less of an issue than I feared it might’ve been based on the trailer, and he was convincing enough in his role as to not put me off or take me out of the action.
Ewan McGregor as Greg in a promotional still.
Anne Hathaway seldom has a bad outing, and she was great in her role as the family’s mother, getting one particularly emotional moment that she absolutely nailed. I also want to give credit to Maisy Stella, who took on a challenging and emotional role as Audrey, and did an exceptional job. We’ll get into more detail with these characters in the spoiler-filled section, but I wanted to acknowledge some of these performers for the work they put in. I’m not at all familiar with any of Stella’s other work, but any time a younger performer excels in this kind of role, I think they deserve to be acknowledged for that!
Narratively, I would say that The End of Oak Street took a bit longer to get going than it really needed to. Once we’d established the basics of the main four characters and set up a couple of points that would become important later, the rest of it was just scene-setting fluff at best, overdone eighties nostalgia at worst. For a film that doesn’t have an exceptionally long runtime, I think we could’ve trimmed some of the fat here and spent a bit more time with the main characters as they struggled to adapt to the strange events unfolding around them.
Four more promotional posters for the film.
When the main story got going, however, I felt it worked pretty well. There are a couple of ideas – which we’ll get into if you stick with me later on – that may either have needed a bit more explanation or which, for a variety of reasons, I could see being contentious for some viewers. But the core narrative, focusing on a family trying to stick together and survive a traumatic and inexplicable event… I think it worked pretty well. And the dinosaurs made for such an interesting antagonist; as terrifying and monstrous as they could seem, they’re just animals, at the end of the day, and they’re trying to survive, too.
I think I’ve said everything I can without getting into story spoilers. If you just came here for a recommendation, then it’s a solid “yes!” I’m happy to recommend The End of Oak Street. At time of writing, the film is available on video-on-demand platforms to buy or rent, and here in the UK at least, it’s also still in some cinemas. But it’ll almost certainly be on DVD and a streaming platform before the end of the year, if you’re content to wait.
Up next, we’ll talk about the plot, characters, and some spoiler-y details.
This is the end of the spoiler-free section. There are spoilers for The End of Oak Street, including its ending, from here on out.
Okay, before we do anything else, I *have* to talk about these dinosaurs!
In the ’90s, when Michael Crichton was writing Jurassic Park and Steven Spielberg was working on the film adaptation, most palaeontologists were working under the assumption that dinosaurs looked kind of similar to crocodiles, lizards, and other modern-day reptiles – i.e. they were hairless, scaly, covered with skin, and wouldn’t look out-of-place next to a modern alligator or Komodo dragon. That assumption, we have since learned, was *wrong*!
Many dinosaurs had feathers, or proto-feathers, which helped them keep warm or regulate their body temperatures. These feathers may have also been useful for camouflage, as well as for threat displays and even mating rituals.
But because Jurassic Park is such an institution, almost every pop-culture depiction of dinosaurs since has followed that film’s model, meaning featherless, reptilian dinos are still the norm. Even a recent Star Trek episode featured a T. Rex very much in the Jurassic Park mould – so it really is everywhere!
One of the film’s many dinosaurs.
It was such an incredible treat, then, when The End of Oak Street updated the way (most) of its dinosaurs appeared to be more in line with what science has learned over the last thirty-odd years.
I absolutely *adored* the way the feathered dinosaurs looked in this film; for someone who cares about accuracy and who thinks entertainment should try to keep up with real-world developments, the dinosaurs just looked fantastic. There were a few “uncanny valley” moments with the dinosaurs, particularly in a couple of very fast-moving sequences, but by and large they were visually stunning. And I really think this point is worth emphasising, because too many films – even supposed documentaries or educational pieces – rely on depictions of dinosaurs that are just plain outdated and factually incorrect, so when someone gets it right, it’s worth celebrating!
There was also some fantastic diversity on display. We got some smaller dinosaurs, akin to real-world velociraptors, flying pterosaurs of some kind, large herbivores, chunky, heavily-armoured crocodilian types, as well as a water-dwelling snake, and several larger predators, too.
Several of the film’s dinosaurs.
In an action-adventure film with thriller, horror, and sci-fi elements, it’s obvious that we’re going to be running away from vicious dinosaurs rather than getting up close and studying more peaceful ones! And that was true in The End of Oak Street in 2026 just as much as it was in Jurassic Park back in 1993. But there were still a few places where the film took its time, allowing these animals – and they *are* just animals, at the end of the day – to exist on their own terms. Several moments, and even just lingering camera shots, were quite compelling and even beautiful.
I’m glad that The End of Oak Street had time to sprinkle in a few of these smaller moments. Despite the chaos that unfolded around the Platt family and their neighbours, there was still time to appreciate that these extinct animals were just as out-of-place in suburbia as suburbia was in their rainforest. And while some dinosaurs quickly took advantage of the change, preying on humans (and other animals), some just… chilled. There were moments where dinos were wandering the streets, curiously investigating this strange, new world. Moments where they were eating – one hilarious moment saw a diplodocus/brontosaurus type eating ice cream from a damaged van. And others were drinking from pools, eating from gardens, or just seeming to hang out in the streets. These moments were small, and they weren’t the focus of the film. But I really appreciated them; it made the dinosaurs feel a lot more like real animals and less like movie monsters, if that makes sense.
And, of course, who could forget the “mating” scene?! The longest and most light-hearted of the dinosaur scenes, where Denise stopped to snap a photo of Greg… it was funny and also quite a sweet moment between the characters.
I loved this moment!
I can see the film’s ending – its *happy* ending – being a point of contention for some viewers. And I will admit, the thought crossed my mind, too; why, after all the film did to show characters being killed, would it swoop in and “undo” some of that with mere seconds remaining? But having sat with it for a little while, I think I’m actually quite glad that The End of Oak Street got a happy ending.
We’re ever more used to films with bittersweet or just plain *dark* endings nowadays; those tend to be seen as more gritty and realistic, I guess. But there’s still room in cinema for films that manage to find a pathway to a genuinely happy ending, and for me, The End of Oak Street is one of them. We don’t need to see everyone die – or even lose some of the few survivors – in order for the film to make sense or work, and a nice, well-managed, uplifting ending can be right for some stories. It isn’t right for every story, of course, but the time-travel portal… thing? It worked for me this time.
A happy ending. Aww.
Greg’s death was one of the film’s most shocking and brutal moments. There had been other characters killed, of course, but outside of the main protagonists, most characters felt pretty flat, tropey, or just plain uninspired, so their deaths didn’t really hit as hard – despite the brutality and gore that some of them had. But undoing Greg’s death was a choice – and it’s a choice I can see some folks having trouble with, because it literally “undoes” one of the film’s biggest and most major twists.
In fact, pretty much every named character that we saw killed off – Jeanette’s parents, the librarian, and the grumpy neighbour – were also saved by Denise’s last-second actions at the end of the film, and again… that may not work for everyone. But because this is a time-loop-portal… thing? Those events aren’t erased by her actions; they still happened in the version of the timeline that the four survivors went through. At least, that’s how I read it, and that justification works well enough for me – especially in a film that, to be honest with you, I don’t need to think *too* hard about!
Denise was able to help several friends escape the wormhole before it stranded them in the past.
Let’s stick with the time-portal things. I guess the film presents them as “wormholes,” so we’ll try to keep to that terminology.
Sometimes you can just tell when a story is setting up something that’s going to lead to a dump of exposition, and for me, that happened with Audrey being the nerdy girl who was really into Carl Sagan, science, astronomy, and all of that. I didn’t feel this really had enough time dedicated to it earlier in the film to fully justify how quickly everyone bought into the wormhole idea, and it probably needed a bit more to really sell me on both the character’s key interest and how it would help everyone later on.
However, in a film that I just want to watch and be entertained by… I don’t think that’s as big of a hurdle as it sounds! The point of The End of Oak Street isn’t to get into the weeds with time travel, wormholes, and theories of relativity. It’s to have fun running around with dinosaurs, to be shocked by a few gory deaths, and to root for our heroes as they try to make it home. And with that in mind, the way the wormhole element was introduced – and how one character was familiar enough with the concept to give everyone else the idea of using it to get home – stuck the landing.
The wormhole.
I liked the visual effect used for the wormholes, too. They appeared not as “holes” or two-dimensional circles, but as fully three-dimensional spheres – which, if you think about it, probably makes more sense based on our scientific understanding of the principles behind wormholes and different dimensions! I also thought it was neat how The End of Oak Street depicted the aftermath of a wormhole’s presence – trees, walls, cars, even whole buildings just “sliced” cleanly, as if with a knife. It made for an interesting visual presentation.
Another thing I found interesting – and that I’d say The End of Oak Street did well, and will help it stand out – was the relative lack of guns. Some action, horror, and survival-type films, especially if they’re set in America, will be all “guns-ablaze” – which *can* be fine, depending on what kind of story they’re going for. But the Platt family don’t seem to have owned a gun, and the gun that Denise was able to acquire clearly had very limited ammunition before being lost entirely. Giving the characters makeshift weapons – a box cutter, a fire poker, a sledgehammer, and so on – made their desperate situation feel all the more dangerous and intense. If someone in the neighbourhood had been a doomsday prepper with an arsenal of grenades and machine guns… I mean, the film would’ve been a lot less fun.
The film’s stars at the premiere. Photo: Emma McIntyre/FilmMagic/IMDB
Maybe this is just me, but I always wince when I see an animal injured or in pain in a film – even a *clearly* fictitious, CGI animal like The End of Oak Street’s dinosaurs. I think it’s a testament to both the design of the dinosaurs (as discussed above) and the way in which they were incorporated into the story that I felt… well, sorry for some of them when they were hurt or in pain. These creatures weren’t malicious; they weren’t killing for sport. They were just animals, exploring a weird intrusion into their world – and discovering a potential new food source. Maybe I’m *too* sympathetic here – and I will accept that judgement, if it be the case! But for me, there were several moments where hurt or injured dinos, even if they’d been hunting our heroes, tugged at the heartstrings a little.
A couple of moments from The End of Oak Street are gonna stick in my brain for a while, I think!
Firstly, we have Greg’s brutal death. The death itself was sufficiently gory, with him first losing a leg, then being chomped on by a large predator. But what stood out to me the most was Denise’s reaction – that stunned, broken look that she got as she tried to process what she was seeing, and then how her focus had to immediately switch to the kids – getting them to look away, trying to usher them to safety, and then trying to keep it together after what had happened.
Denise in shock at Greg’s brutal death.
The film did a reasonable job with the “bickering couple rediscovers their love amidst an impossible situation” trope, and by the time of Greg’s death, I felt certain that that was all I would have to say about that particular storyline! It was a cliché, but one that the film did enough to justify. But Greg’s death came at just the right point in the script – when it seemed as if everyone was figuring out how to survive and might actually make it through to the end – and it was genuinely shocking and brutal.
The second thing that’s sticking with me is the giant snake-like dinosaur, and how it seemed to stalk Brian all the way back home before infiltrating the Platt household. That animal – perhaps more so than any other in the film – felt incredibly creepy and realistic, and the way it moved… I mean, I guess I can see why some people have a phobia of snakes!
Brian encounters the snake for the first time.
The fire breaking out added another sense of dread and time running out as Denise and the kids desperately tried to make it to the wormhole. And Starbuck’s last-second arrival, saving Brian, was an exceptionally well-played story beat that the film had set up earlier on. I love a film with a cute animal protagonist, and Starbuck definitely fit the bill this time.
Good dog!
I didn’t make much of the “Brian versus the bully” story, though – it was set up okay, with Brian having apparently caused an injury to another kid before the events of The End of Oak Street. But I felt the film could’ve made more of this – Brian could’ve had to choose, for example, to save the bully from a dinosaur attack, or even just discover that he’d been killed and re-evaluate some of his choices. There was the potential to use this as a way to show some character growth, but if that was ever the intention, it didn’t make it to screen.
Bullies on bikes.
There was also a hit – just a hint – at a potential relationship between Jeanette and Audrey, and I think that was reasonably well done. Not every film needs a ton of romance or relationship drama, and we got plenty of that in reverse with Greg and Denise! But as a little hint at something more – that’s definitely subject to interpretation – I think it worked pretty well.
So I think we should wrap things up!
The End of Oak Street feels like a film that’s reinvigorated the dinosaur genre after Jurassic Park and Jurassic World have gotten a little stale. I liked the juxtaposition of an early eighties suburban family with this completely wild and unpredictable situation, and there was just enough of a grounding in real-world science to make the wormhole idea not seem like a complete fantasy. I don’t think The End of Oak Street is particularly deep – but it doesn’t need to be. It’s a thrilling, action-packed ride with a happy ending, and I was content to go on this one-off adventure with the Platt family.
There goes the neighbourhood…
Though I don’t think this’ll be a real contender, I hope you’ll join me in late December when I hand out some of my annual “End-of-Year Awards.” It’s possible that The End of Oak Street will make an appearance in some form. It’s certainly one of the better films that I’ve seen in 2026, and I’m glad I was able to sit down and watch it. I didn’t mind paying a little extra to watch it on demand, either.
So that’s all for today! Thanks for joining me for this review. I’m a pretty big dinosaur fan, so The End of Oak Street had been on my radar for a while. Earlier this year, I’ve reviewed such films as 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants, Iron Lung, The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, The Mandalorian and Grogu, and Disclosure Day. You can click or tap those links to check out any of those reviews, if that sounds like something you’d be interested in! And there are a few other titles I’m hoping to get to before the end of 2026, too, so be sure to check back from time to time to see which ones I manage to write full reviews of!
Thanks again for reading… and watch out for dinosaurs!
The End of Oak Street is currently only available to purchase or rent via on-demand platforms like Amazon, Apple TV Store, and the Sky Store. The film may also be available to watch in cinemas, and will likely come to streaming and/or DVD and Blu-ray later in 2026. The End of Oak Street is the copyright of Bad Robot, Jackson Pictures, and/or Warner Bros. Pictures. This review contains the thoughts and opinions of one person only and is not intended to cause any offence.