Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Episode Review – Season 4, Episode 9: Once La’an A Time

A Star Trek-themed spoiler warning

Spoiler Warning: There are spoilers ahead for Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Seasons 1-4. Spoilers are also present for the following Star Trek productions: The Original Series, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, and Discovery.

A whimsical fairytale, a sequel to a Season 1 episode, and La’an wrangling with her feelings and personal history all came together this week in Once La’an A Time. The episode was better than I feared it might be when I saw the promos and read the blurb, though in a season where we’ve been treated to soap opera spoofs and “but it was all just a dream,” to be honest… there’s kind of a low bar! However, this isn’t going to be anyone’s idea of an all-time classic Strange New Worlds story, and with so little time remaining before the series goes off the air for good… I can’t shake the feeling that this kind of “big swing” is, yet again, not something I’d have chosen to indulge in.

I’m also of the opinion – and not for the first time this season, I should say – that this episode crammed too much into its runtime, meaning some ideas really didn’t get much time at all in the spotlight. And while I’m happy to have a La’an-focused episode, and to see her facing off against her own doppelgänger (and various fairytale monsters and tropes), I’m yet again unconvinced that taking a serious, introspective character moment and trying to jam it into the show’s latest pantomime or parody was the right call. Sometimes, playing it straight is just… better.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing La'an sulking
The Incredible Sulk.

That being said, La’an’s story this week felt stronger and just better all around than Pike’s did in Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass – and, again, that’s definitely a low bar, but it’s still a point in this episode’s favour. There were a few contrivances to get La’an into the spotlight – and several missing ingredients, too, when considering Season 1’s The Elysian Kingdom – but when she was there, I at least felt that her struggle and her inner conflict were handled better than Pike’s grief had been in the soap opera spoof episode.

However, despite La’an working through her issues and getting a resolution to her lingering family/ancestry/anger issues… the way these issues were set up earlier in the season (and at the beginning of this episode, too) was poor. In addition, La’an’s arc has taken her backwards in one sense – back to a relationship of some kind with Kirk, something she already wrangled with and eventually moved past in Season 2. And finally, because of the episode’s fairytale and almost pantomime theming, some of the more complex, nuanced, and serious ideas that this kind of storyline *could* have offered were either entirely absent or just muddied by the earnest and complete way that Strange New Worlds leaps into these kinds of genre parodies.

As you can see… a bit of a mixed bag, then!

Photo of Henry Alonso Myers, Rebecca Romijn, Ethan Peck, and Christina Chong at a Star Trek SNW event in 2026
L-R: Henry Alonso Myers, Rebecca Romijn, Ethan Peck, and Christina Chong at a recent Star Trek event in the United States.

We’ll deal with other aspects of the episode, as well as the other characters (and their doppelgängers) first, and save La’an for the end. There’s more to say for her storyline (obviously), so structuring the review that way makes the most sense to me!

In terms of visuals, and the way Once La’an A Time was presented, I really don’t have anything bad to say. I liked the costumes – some, but not all, of which were recycled from The Elysian Kingdom – and there were some creative and fun locales to visit when the away team were on the fairytale planet. Most of these were tropes of the genre, of course, but the way things like the castle and the swamp were brought to the screen were generally well done. Werewolf-Kirk was also a highlight!

When it came to the episode’s climactic stand-off between the dragon and the Enterprise, if you set aside the inherent silliness of the premise, the fight itself looked pretty darn cool. And the Uhura-dragon, while perhaps not as visually impressive as something from the likes of Game of Thrones, was pretty intimidating. It made for an exciting final act, and Uhura’s doppelgänger transforming, like Sleeping Beauty’s Maleficent, was a fun – albeit tropey – way for the story to take its one-dimensional villain.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing the Uhura-dragon
The Uhura-dragon.

I’m in two minds about Pelia’s story this week – and I’m crossing my fingers and *hoping* that this won’t be her final appearance.

The final mention of Pelia in Once La’an A Time was from Captain Pike telling us that Pelia chose to remain behind aboard the Elysian Kingdom planet-ship-thing, and that *immediately* rang alarm bells for me. Firstly, if this is going to be Pelia’s swansong, she didn’t even say goodbye or get a single moment with… anyone. Not Pike, not Una, not Scotty, no one at all. So there’s no closure for this fun character and no proper send-off.

And secondly, after Pelia had gotten a pretty fun storyline (or a collection of fun smaller moments, I guess) in Once La’an A Time, she disappeared quite abruptly. I would’ve liked to have seen Pelia learning more about how the ship worked, working with some of the denizens of the fantasy world, and figuring things out. In fact, I’d have happily enjoyed an entire *episode* based around Pelia, Scotty, and an Enterprise engineering team working on a strange, otherworldly, and distinctly alien craft. That would’ve been fun.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing Pelia at a desk
I really hope this isn’t the last time we’ll see Pelia.

If, however, this isn’t a poorly-written way to get Pelia off the show, and a proper goodbye will happen later on, then I guess I can rescind that line of criticism somewhere down the line.

Based on what we got, I thought Pelia had another really fun moment in the spotlight this week. She’s been one of my favourite characters since she was introduced – though still, sadly, she hasn’t had a full episode or spent as much time on screen as I’d have liked! But Pelia was a great fit for a story like this, and I liked how her absence from Season 1 not only wasn’t a hindrance, but actually worked to everyone’s advantage. That was a creative way to acknowledge that she was missing from Season 1 while incorporating it into the story.

There was, I felt, a potential role for Hemmer here. Bruce Horak, who played Hemmer in Season 1, reprised his role in illusory form in Season 2, and also played a Klingon commander later in the season, so he clearly has been up for a return in the past. It could’ve added a completely different dimension to the story if, in addition to having to deal with strange doppelgängers, Pike and co. also had to confront the living, breathing embodiment of a deceased friend. Given Pike’s arc a couple of weeks back, dealing with grief and loss, that could’ve even been thematically relevant.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 1x08 showing M'Benga and Hemmer
There could’ve been a role for Hemmer this time…

However! Rather than lamenting what we *didn’t* get – and for all I know, Bruce Horak may have declined such an offer if one had even been attempted – let’s return to Pelia.

Season 1 established that Benny Russell (a reference to Benjamin Sisko’s alter ego in the Deep Space Nine episode Far Beyond the Stars) was the author of the original Elysian Kingdom book. And Pelia being assigned that role – because she was new and hadn’t been part of the original group of doppelgängers – made sense. I liked that we got that little callback to DS9; at this point, as a huge DS9 and Sisko fan, I’ll take whatever crumbs I can get!

Because she’s a light-hearted and whimsical character who almost never seems to be bothered or thrown off by any of the shenanigans that the Enterprise gets into, Pelia was a great choice to bring into a fairytale story like this. I loved her line near the beginning about how she always misses out on the fun stuff; could that be a tiny bit self-referential, too, given Pelia’s sparse appearances across the three seasons she’s nominally been a part of? I wonder!

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing Pelia with Pike and Spock
Pelia with Pike and Spock.

On a more serious note, I want to take a diversion to Dr M’Benga.

This week, Dr M’Benga played a very minor role, dumping a bunch of exposition onto Pike and the away team, catching them (and us as the audience) up on the events of The Elysian Kingdom. But because that episode and its story had been so important to Dr M’Benga’s entire Season 1 arc – and literally saw him lose his only daughter – I can’t help but feel that we should’ve seen more from him, gotten some kind of acknowledgement of how this was all making *him* feel, or done more to reference what happened to Rukiya.

And maybe… the fact that Once La’an A Time couldn’t do that means that this specific narrative framework wasn’t a great idea.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing Dr M'Benga
The Elysian Kingdom was a Dr M’Benga story… but its direct sequel sidelined him.

There are a million-and-one ways that La’an could’ve confronted her inner demons, her lingering feelings about her ancestry, and her childhood trauma. It didn’t *need* to come in the form of this pantomime thing, and given that The Elysian Kingdom was such an important episode for Dr M’Benga, and how Rukiya had chosen to stay with the entity (and was, therefore, presumably present in some form aboard the planet-ship-thing), it feels profoundly *odd* that Dr M’Benga played functionally no role in the episode whatsoever beyond “lore dump.”

And I realise that we’re yet again tackling what *wasn’t* present in the episode rather than what actually was, but don’t you think it’s a very strange omission? The Elysian Kingdom may not have been everyone’s favourite part of Season 1 (which makes it kind of an odd choice for a sequel, if you think about it), but it was a very important story for Dr M’Benga. If we’re talking about themes of family trauma, children losing their parents and parents losing their children, and coming face to face with complex and difficult emotions… why was Dr M’Benga relegated to this incredibly minor role when his only daughter – someone he was willing to make all manner of sacrifices for – could’ve been right there?

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 1x08 showing Rukiya and Dr M'Benga
Dr M’Benga with Rukiya in Season 1.

To me, this reads kind of like Strange New Worlds’ writers not really knowing what they were doing. They wanted to do a (second) fairytale-inspired story, so a return to the basic world of The Elysian Kingdom must’ve seemed – superficially, at least – like a good fit. Only, the character they wanted to shine a spotlight on this time was La’an, and with other fairytale nonsense going on for Pike, Spock, and Pelia… there was no effort made to include Dr M’Benga at all.

Given that basically nothing in Once La’an A Time would’ve changed if this had been a *different* doppelgänger-populated fairytale planet… why bother calling back to The Elysian Kingdom at all? The only characters who really behaved like their Season 1 counterparts were Pike, as the cowardly knave, and La’an, as the spoiled princess. The rest of the characters were so one-dimensional as to be little more than fluff, and the whole “iron dragon” prophecy was also brand-new to the setting. There was a pathway to telling not just a similar story, but this *exact* story (if someone had decided it was worth telling) without complicating Dr M’Benga’s arc from back in Season 1. And while I get that those events are a few years ago, it wasn’t a great episode, not everyone is gonna remember it all, and blah, blah, blah… it still feels odd to me that we’d revisit this exact setting, where Dr M’Benga’s beloved daughter presumably still resides, and he would get absolutely no role in that story whatsoever.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing the USS Enterprise/iron dragon
The “iron dragon.”

Strange New Worlds’ writers seem to have a penchant for throwing the main cast into silly situations which force them to take on either completely new roles or else play different versions of themselves. We’ve had five just this season: the evil doppelgängers in The Griffin Incident, the drunk or drugged characters from Human Best Friend, the dream puppets in Level-Five Transporter Accident, the soap opera in Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass, and now these pantomime/fairytale characters this week. And that comes after some or all of the main cast were acting out-of-character in: Spock Amok and The Elysian Kingdom in Season 1, Among The Lotus Eaters, Charades, and Subspace Rhapsody in Season 2, and Wedding Bell Blues, A Space Adventure Hour and Four-and-a-Half Vulcans in Season 3.

That’s thirteen out of a total of forty-six episodes – more than a quarter of the entire show’s run – in which a major storyline involves one or more of the show’s main characters being duplicated, transformed, changed, or forced to act out-of-character.

If you’re a regular reader, you might remember an article here on the website a few months back, written in response to the news that Starfleet Academy had been cancelled and that, consequently, no new Star Trek was in production for the first time in a decade. I said then that one potential upside to the franchise taking a bit of a break could be an injection of fresh blood and new talent on the production side; people with new, different, and creative ideas for where to take Star Trek in the future. Given how repetitive Strange New Worlds has been with this “isn’t it funny when people don’t act like themselves” schtick, well… case in point, eh?

Concept art from Star Trek SNW 1x08 showing Runa the dog
Concept art of Runa the dog from Season 1.

Pike and Spock – or rather, their fairytale doppelgängers – got a reasonably fun side-story as they schemed to take over the “iron dragon.” I think you have to work *hard* to suspend your disbelief for parts of this one; the idea that the likes of Una, Ortegas, and Uhura (as well as dozens of crew members in the bar) wouldn’t notice that the people in front of them weren’t *really* Pike and Spock – when they knew for a fact that they’re orbiting a planet of doppelgängers – takes a bit of effort to push out of your mind! And for some Trekkies, especially the detail-oriented canon sticklers, I can see that being a bridge too far.

For me, though, when I got into the flow of Pike and Spock’s silly pantomime thing, I was content to go along for the ride. There might’ve been a way to do a bit more with this idea, and the way it just kind of disappeared right at the end did feel quite abrupt. But in terms of what we actually got, it was okay, and there were some genuinely fun moments as the doppelgängers tried to blend in with the crew, but just weren’t able to do so. If you think of it as a campier, sillier take on Mirror, Mirror’s core concept, I guess it’s fine.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing Pike and Spock's doppelgangers
The doppelgängers.

The decision to pair up Una and Ortegas’ doppelgängers felt a bit… forced. It felt like the writers were aware that Strange New Worlds hasn’t had much by way of LGBT+ themes or characters and decided to use the excuse of “but they’re just doppelgängers” to throw something like that in. Compare it to Deep Space Nine’s Rejoined, where Jadzia Dax gets a same-sex parnter storyline, or even episodes in Discovery with Culber and Stamets, and it really just feels tokenistic.

Una and Ortegas – the real versions of their characters, at least – have absolutely no romantic chemistry whatsoever; they’re work friends, not even particularly close friends – or at least that’s how I’ve always interpreted their relationship. So it wasn’t even like this was a great choice of characters to pair up; there’d have been more chemistry between, say, Kirk and Scotty’s doppelgängers or even Chapel and Uhura’s.

And that reminds me: did Scotty not get a doppelgänger? Seems a shame to leave him out!

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing Una and Ortegas' doppelgangers
The kiss.

I’ll lump all of the other doppelgängers together, because they all felt incredibly one-note and basic; pantomime caricatures rather than real people. Uhura’s was just an “evil queen” trope that you’ll see in countless stories from Snow White to Narnia and beyond. Chapel’s was basically a sillier take on the insidious advisor or wicked witch who props up an evil ruler. La’an’s – despite her importance to the main character’s story – was a cheap damsel in distress, M’Benga’s doppelgänger got literally no screen time at all, and Kirk’s was, again, just a typical fairytale swashbuckler.

We’ll get into Kirk in more detail in a moment, though.

As I said above, this is the thirteenth episode (out of a total of forty-six that the series is gonna get) where characters behave unnaturally or where main cast members have to play completely different people. And that idea has *already* worn out its welcome, to be blunt. In isolation, there’s nothing wrong with doing a fairytale panto, or even doing a sequel to Season 1’s fairytale panto. But this is not merely the first or second time we’ve been here, and when the doppelgängers are all so exceptionally boring, tropey, bland, forgettable, and basic, and behave like the most one-dimensional clichés… well, it’s got old already. Thankfully, most of them weren’t on screen long enough to *properly* irk me, and I can appreciate that this episode gave (almost) everyone something to do. But it’s my sincere hope that we won’t be back to this overdone story idea again. In fact, if Star Trek makes a triumphant return to the small screen a few years down the line, Strange New Worlds’ overuse of these “everyone’s acting out-of-character” or “aren’t these doppelgängers just hilarious?” ideas should be enough to make any similar episode pitch receive an immediate “no” from the new production team!

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing Pike and Spock in the dungeon
Let’s not have any more “out-of-character” storylines, eh?

Earlier this season, I felt that La’an’s “latent augment DNA” thing wasn’t set up particularly strongly. The best that we got from this storyline came in The Griffin Incident, though, and by that point I thought there was merit in exploring the idea that La’an might be struggling – or might be about to face something bigger, something that could even lead to the end of her time aboard the Enterprise.

I will be honest: I could not have predicted *this* kind of episode being the culmination of that arc!

However, I’m sticking to my guns in one sense: I still think, somehow, that La’an might not be long for this world. Allow me to explain!

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing Princess La'an drinking from a goblet
Chug! Chug! Chug!

What’s the point of getting Kirk and La’an back together a mere seven episodes from the end of the series? La’an doesn’t have any role (that we know of) aboard the Enterprise by the time Kirk assumes command. And for both of their character arcs – Kirk’s prequel arc and La’an’s overall arc across the show – they’d already been through this and come to a resolution. But what if one episode, either at the end of Season 4 or sometime in Season 5, is going to see Kirk having to deal with La’an’s death?

And for La’an, there’d be something quietly tragic about a character having finally gotten to a place where, in her own words, she might be able to begin to feel “happy,” only for that to be ripped away. Star Trek doesn’t always do character deaths with such brutality, but given where Strange New Worlds is going, I’ve felt really since Season 3 that *at least* one more main character is gonna kick the bucket to make way for their TOS counterparts! And La’an, having set up this “latent augment DNA” idea at the beginning of the season, still feels like candidate number one on my “death watch” list.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing La'an on her date
La’an is still top of my “death watch” list!

But that’s a theory for the future. Let’s concentrate on her arc in Once La’an A Time for now.

Firstly, while there have been moments in Season 4 where La’an has seemed grumpy or standoffish, most of the time she’s just seemed like herself. So that made her “I’m in a bad mood” thing (and apparently punching and kicking people off-screen, too) just not work as well as intended. “Show, don’t tell” is great advice in your first Introduction to Creative Writing class, and I think we needed to *see* more of the way La’an had been feeling – and how those feelings had been causing her to push friends away, damage her relationships, take risks, or just misbehave (for want of a better word) – before we reached this point. Forcing her to confront this complex part of her personality just didn’t seem to get the setup that it needed.

I felt echoes of Voyager’s first-season episode Faces, as well as the TOS classic The Enemy Within, in the way La’an had to come face-to-face with a side of herself that she’s been trying to suppress. And there is undeniably merit in the idea of a character recognising that they need different aspects of their personality working in tandem; that they can’t completely excise an integral part of themselves, no matter how ashamed, frightened, embarrassed, or anxious they might be about it. That’s something Star Trek has *always* done: used a sci-fi lens to tell relatable, meaningful stories. All of us have parts of our past, aspects of our personalities, or something within that we aren’t proud of or don’t want to show to the world, but you can’t entirely cut out that part of yourself without losing something valuable. That’s the message the episode was going for.

Four still frames from Star Trek showing characters meeting their doppelgangers
Meeting your doppelgänger is a trope in Star Trek, apparently!

Whether that message came across as well as intended, though… that’s another matter.

As happened to Pike’s story about grief in Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass – though, thankfully, to a slightly lesser extent – La’an’s story of wrangling with a side of herself she’s frightened of or doesn’t want to acknowledge *was* impacted by the decision to set it amidst this pantomime-fairytale story. The setting, the one-dimensional characters, the silly B-plot aboard the Enterprise… all of those things pulled against what should’ve been the episode’s defining storyline and key character arc.

If this was a one-off; a single episode out of almost forty so far in which the main idea in the episode clashed in a way that was jarring at best and irreconcilable at worst with its setting or narrative, I guess I’d be a little more lenient. But this *exact* issue has reared its head in Strange New Worlds before. Pike had what could’ve been a genuinely relatable story about loss and grief… but a soap opera spoof that didn’t even feel particularly respectful or good-natured shat all over it. And even this episode’s predecessor – The Elysian Kingdom – arguably had the exact same problem with Dr M’Benga and Rukiya; the core idea and theme of loss just couldn’t be made to work with the silly, light-hearted tone of the rest of the script.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing La'an on the transporter pad
Once La’an A Time was an episode at odds with itself.

Look at the Strange New Worlds character pieces that have worked the best: Season 3’s Terrarium, which saw Ortegas dealing with her lingering trauma from the Gorn conflict. Season 2’s Under the Cloak of War, in which Dr M’Benga had to come to terms with his Klingon war experiences when he came face-to-face with a war criminal. And Season 1’s A Quality of Mercy, where Pike had to accept that his impending accident and disability are truly inevitable.

What do these stories have in common? Yes, they’re sci-fi, and yes, they rely on aliens, spaceships, and technobabble in places, but they also take their core, important ideas and play them straight. They don’t force these heavy themes to sit awkwardly atop light-hearted scripts, they aren’t tonally jarring, and because of that… they work a lot better not only at conveying their intended messages, but also as enjoyable, interesting, relatable, and emotional episodes of television, too.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing the USS Enterprise and a dragon
The Enterprise faces off against a dragon…

I think one vital thing we’ve learned from Strange New Worlds is simply this: Star Trek can be hilarious when it leans fully into comedy, and Star Trek can be dramatic, intense, emotional, and educational when it examines important real-world issues and ideas through its sci-fi lens.

But it can’t be both at the same time.

You can’t be a hilarious send-up of soap opera clichés and then try to tack on a serious story about a dad grieving his daughter. You can’t be a serious, introspective character piece about someone coming to terms with who they are as a person only to bury that message in a wacky slapstick plot about dream-puppets or characters turned into Vulcans. And, in this case, you can’t tell a story about La’an wrangling with a part of her personality that she tries to keep buried while at the same time doing a fairytale pantomime. The two ideas simply cannot be made to work together, no matter how hard you try.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing La'an unconscious
La’an unconscious.

The sad thing is that there’s so much in La’an that we *could* have explored if we’d gotten a more focused and serious episode. For me, outside of Season 2’s Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow, Strange New Worlds hasn’t done anywhere near enough to justify making La’an a descendant of the iconic Star Trek villain Khan. Her last name – and what it represents in this fictional world – would have been ripe for an introspective character piece like this. A more focused episode could’ve either gone full sci-fi, with La’an’s latent augment DNA being a metaphor for generational trauma, the burden of ancestry, and so on, or it could’ve been much more literal, with La’an having to confront something that her ancestor did and how it impacted the wider Star Trek universe.

Being a descendant of Khan Noonien Singh in a world that remembers him as an evil tyrant is like being a descendant of any one of a number of real-world dictators and despots. And, more broadly, it could be a metaphor for, say, the children of empire; those of us who grew up in a world shaped by the *bad* decisions of our ancestors. The British Empire did appalling things, the American “Empire” has plenty to answer for, and it could be cathartic to see a fictional character wrangling with the legacy of her ancestor and the lifelong burden that placed upon her.

Still frame from Star Trek II showing a close-up of Khan
La’an is a descendant of Khan… not that it’s ever really mattered to her character.

Strange New Worlds has never really done that – and this feels like it might just have been the last chance to take La’an’s identity, her family legacy, this core part of who she is, and tell a story with it that justified its controversial inclusion.

But because this is “the big swings show,” and because Strange New Worlds just *had* to cram in yet another genre spoof – one it’s literally already done before, in this case – we didn’t get that. Yes, La’an had to confront a part of herself that she doesn’t like. And yes, there was merit in that idea, imperfectly executed though it may have been. But when you stack up what we got against what we could’ve got in a more serious and straight-laced story… I dunno. I’m underwhelmed, I guess.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing La'an taking on her doppelganger
Some La’an-on-La’an action…

I try not to come across as *that* kind of Trekkie; someone who thinks Star Trek should never be light-hearted or that the franchise shouldn’t ever attempt new or fun ideas. And this season, my reviews of Strange New Worlds have tended to be quite critical of some of these genre spoofs and parodies in a way I wouldn’t have wanted. But this time, as in several previous cases across Season 4… I just feel that the silly spoof idea clashed with what could’ve been a genuinely great storyline if it had been taken more seriously. And when the show’s running out of time, and there’s not gonna be time to do everything, sometimes you have to choose one narrative concept or the other. Trying to push two things together didn’t work a couple of weeks ago, and it didn’t work here, either – though Once La’an A Time is, at least, less of a failure than Level-Five Transporter Accident or Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass.

For whatever that’s worth.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing Una and Ortegas on the bridge with two doppelgangers
The view from the bridge…

When I mentioned Kirk above, I said that there *could* yet be a payoff to this La’an relationship angle if something like my theory is borne out. However, if we assume that (as usual) my theories are all wrong, then I gotta say that this Kirk-La’an storyline just feels like a waste. Why, after going to so much trouble to give La’an an arc in which she had to get over Kirk, would Strange New Worlds bring her back to him two seasons later? What’s the point? It feels genuinely regressive for her character in a way that I’m struggling to excuse.

It’s also a pretty tropey idea, if you think about it. “Character confronts an internal issue or overcomes some big personal struggle only to celebrate by immediately getting into a relationship” is about as boring an outcome to this kind of storyline as you can possibly get. If – *if* – there’s a bigger narrative function to this relationship, as suggested/theorised above, then we may be able to revisit this episode and judge this ending a bit more kindly in hindsight. But right now? It does not feel great to drag La’an back more than two seasons and throw her into a second Kirk love affair, especially after having just settled her down after her entanglement with Spock came to an end.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing Kirk
So we’re doing Kirk and La’an again, are we?

On a more positive note, I will say that Christina Chong (whom I have met!) did a great job playing two very different versions of her character. It can’t be an easy challenge to have to act against oneself – especially when camera trickery and/or CGI are needed to get both versions of “you” into the same scene. La’an and her doppelgänger felt distinct, and their climactic clash was genuinely well-acted, well-choreographed, and landed about as well as it could’ve.

And Chong has great on-screen chemistry with Paul Wesley, both in his guise as “Dashing” and as his more familiar character of Kirk. Even if I’m not wild about the way in which this episode brought the two characters together, the performers work well together, play off each other well, and I can buy into the idea that La’an has a thing for Kirk and that Kirk might just be into her, too.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x09 showing Dashing (Kirk) and La'an
Paul Wesley and Christina Chong have good on-screen chemistry.

In terms of the episode itself, La’an gets a character arc that doesn’t start particularly strongly, builds to a reasonably entertaining and interesting climax, before closing with an epilogue that – theories and potential future storylines aside – feels regressive, at least right now. There were fun moments along the way, don’t get me wrong, and werewolf-Kirk taught her a valuable lesson about fully embracing *every* aspect of herself, even the ones she’s tried to run away from or hide from others.

But this arc was not only ill-suited to the kind of fairytale that surrounded it, but the pantomime trappings arguably detracted from the core message that the episode was aiming to tell.

I would’ve happily gone along for a fun pantomime romp, even knowing that a story like that would never be a “top-ten greatest episodes of the series” contender for me. And I would’ve enjoyed and related to a more serious, introspective character piece focusing on La’an and her inner conflict, her struggle with her ancestry, and her lingering trauma from her childhood. But Once La’an A Time struggled – and ultimately failed – to bring these two diametrically-opposed ideas together into a single, cohesive story. And what we got, while a damn sight better than the worst offerings so far this season, is still a bit of a mess.

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La’an with the were-Kirk.

That being said, Pelia made me smile, seeing the Enterprise facing off against a dragon was visually stunning, were-Kirk will always be a fun metaphor, and Christina Chong stepped up to the plate when it came to taking on a difficult acting challenge. I smiled, chuckled, and even laughed out loud in places, when the episode’s humour hit just right, and as someone who once dabbled in amateur dramatics a long time ago, I can appreciate the episode’s fairytale and pantomime inspirations, even while acknowledging that those elements took away from a more interesting and serious message.

That, in a nutshell, was Once La’an A Time.

I don’t “rank” episodes, nor do I put a numerical value or a letter grade on my reviews! But what I will say is this: in a stronger year, this would undoubtedly be considered the worst episode of the season. It’s only because we’ve had two complete and utter farces already this season – and three other episodes that had notable flaws and weaknesses, too – that Once La’an A Time is spared that ignominy. And the episode is – somewhat perversely, perhaps – given a bit of a boost by those earlier failures; a sense of “well, at least it’s not *that* bad” may have crept in.

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Dragon fire!

Thanks for joining me for this review.

Next week is the season finale, Tomorrow’s Enterprise. The episode’s title intrigues me, and although a direct connection to The Next Generation era (and the episode Yesterday’s Enterprise) is all but certain to be off the table, I’m hoping that we’ll at least get a strong, engaging, and just plain *fun* episode to round out the season. Surely, after Season 4 has served up more misses than hits, we can manage to finish strongly! Right?

So I hope you’ll join me again next week for that! If you missed them, I’ve reviewed every Season 4 episode – as well as episodes from Seasons 2 and 3 as well – and you can find all of those by clicking or tapping here. And if you’d like to check out my article celebrating the Star Trek franchise’s sixtieth anniversary, you can find that by clicking or tapping here. See you next week, and as always… Live Long and Prosper, friends!


Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Seasons 1-4 are available to stream now on Paramount+ in countries and territories where the platform is available. The first three seasons are also available on DVD and/or Blu-ray. The Star Trek franchise – including Strange New Worlds and all other properties discussed above – is the copyright of the Skydance-Paramount corporation. This review contains the thoughts and opinions of one person only and is not intended to cause any offence.

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Episode Review – Season 4, Episode 7: Like Chronitons Through The Hourglass

A Star Trek-themed spoiler warning.

Spoiler Warning: There are spoilers ahead for Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Seasons 1-4. Spoilers are also present for the following Star Trek productions: The Original Series, The Final Frontier, and The Next Generation.

At the start of 2026, I wrote that Strange New Worlds’ fourth season was almost certainly a top contender for my coveted “TV Show of the Year” award. But now that we’re seven episodes in, I can put my hand on my heart and say that, honestly? I’ve really only enjoyed two of them.

And, as you might’ve guessed, Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass ain’t one of the two.

I’m kind of in two minds about the episode – and, as we go along, I’ll talk about one way that I think its story could’ve been salvaged, because there was a genuinely emotional story for Captain Pike that I think should’ve gotten more attention. On the one hand, the deliberately melodramatic soap opera stuff was so tacky and awful that I’m left scratching my head as to who thought it was a good idea. (As well as who keeps allowing writer Dana Horgan to remain employed). But on the other, Pike’s arc had merit – at least in theory – and I’m disappointed that this story of grief, loss, and mental health wasn’t explored in more depth and in a better way.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x07 showing the fake title card
Yep. We’re really doing this.

I’ve said this before, particularly with Discovery and Picard, but modern Star Trek has been shockingly bad with its depictions of mental health. There have been some genuinely well-intentioned ideas; storylines involving our favourite characters and their struggles that absolutely are worth exploring. But in almost every instance, the execution of these character arcs and narratives have been, in a word, atrocious.

And so it was in Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass with Captain Pike.

It was a good idea to revisit what happened to Pike at the end of Season 3 and explore how losing a partner – and mourning the life they could’ve led – was causing him pain. This is something Star Trek has always done: looking at real-world issues through the lens of science-fiction. In this case, Pike *literally* saw and experienced that alternate life, but if you take it as a metaphor, many, many people have gone through loss, grief, mourning, and reflecting on the possibility of a different outcome and a different life.

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Captain Pike with his daughter.

Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass lets us see this from a different angle with La’an and Spock, too. Captain Pike is literally in mourning; grieving the death of not only Captain Batel but the nonexistence of his daughter, Juliet. La’an, though, is metaphorically “grieving” the end of her romantic relationship with Spock, understanding that their breakup was right for both of them, while still feeling that sense of emptiness and wondering what could’ve been.

Those storylines, had they taken place in a stronger, more grounded narrative framework, were absolutely worth examining. There was a point to be made about loss and grief, and how the end of a relationship can be devastating – even if it was the right decision. For La’an, as she potentially gears up for an exit from the Enterprise (in keeping with the season’s idea of “boldly going one step closer to where it all began”; i.e. moving characters into place in time for The Original Series), that could mean stepping away from the ship to help her move on from Spock (and Kirk, I guess). And for Captain Pike… well, we saw a tiny glimpse at the very end of the episode of how he’s still emotionally wrecked by what happened.

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Captain Pike is still reeling from the death of Captain Batel, and the loss of their daughter, Juliet.

The soap opera story, though, completely ruined any chance of those narrative arcs being successfully explored, and I’m genuinely left feeling shocked at the stupidity of the show’s writers and producers – not for the first time this season, I should say. Did they *genuinely* think that this kind of overly-melodramatic soap opera spoof was the best way to examine complex themes of mental health, mourning, grief, loss, and more? What do they think this soap opera stuff added to the story? Could they not recognise that the tone of such a story is in complete contrast to its serious themes?

There are a couple of ways an episode like Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass could’ve been made to work. One would’ve been to lean fully into the soap opera stuff and treat it like a comedy story. Strange New Worlds has done several episodes with overtly comedic premises, and some of them have worked better than others, admittedly, but when they get it right, it works. Look at Human Best Friend earlier this season as an example: it leaned fully into its “Dude, Where’s My Car” and “The Hangover” inspirations, and what resulted was a genuinely fun, light-hearted story.

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The soap opera plot detracted from what could and should have been the episode’s core themes.

Alternatively, if the focus of the story was to be on such serious things for two of the show’s main characters, then the soap opera stuff could’ve been limited to short vignettes; we could’ve gotten a taste of Trelane’s meddling but without turning nine-tenths of the episode into a tonally jarring mess.

For me, I think themes as serious as grief and loss really need a dedicated storyline – one that *isn’t* wrapped up in the trappings of Strange New Worlds’ latest genre parody. And I feel the consequences of both modern Star Trek’s cut-down, ten-episode seasons as well as the show’s imminent cancellation in the way two completely, fundamentally incompatible concepts were forced together. The result was a mess; an episode that didn’t know whether it wanted to be silly or serious, tried to be both, and ended up succeeding at neither.

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Ortegas.

Two groups of writers and/or producers clearly had competing ideas. One was to revisit Captain Pike’s family from the end of Season 3, and explore these themes of loss, mourning, and how Pike’s imagined reality could be a metaphor for people in the audience who are going through similar grieving processes. And the other idea? “Let’s do a silly soap opera parody with all the dramatic musical stings, close-up shots, and overblown lighting! Won’t that be fun?”

And then, somehow – perhaps because the show only had a few episodes per season, or because cancellation loomed – some utter, abject*moron* decided to put both ideas together into one single episode. Is it a coincidence that both Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass and Level-Five Transporter Accident, with its appalling ending, share a writer? Hmm.

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Trelane watches his masterpiece unfold…

If I’d been Strange New Worlds’ showrunner, and two groups of writers had approached me with these ideas, I’d have picked the more serious one. That isn’t because Star Trek can’t be silly, Star Trek shouldn’t do comedy, or even because I don’t like genre parodies. All of those concepts can work in Star Trek, have already worked in Star Trek, and can be a lot of fun. But having already had several overtly comedic stories across the show’s run, *and* with several other “big swings” into different genres already on the books just in Season 4… I think I’d have said “no” to the soap opera and insisted on doing a more in-depth look at the themes on Pike and La’an’s sides of the story in a more straight-laced setting.

There *can* be value in contrast; in juxtaposing a serious idea against an inherently silly setting. But doing that successfully requires finesse, and frankly, it requires a level of production and writing quality that I don’t think either Strange New Worlds or indeed modern Star Trek as a whole have demonstrated themselves to be capable of. Ambition is great! We should all endeavour to be ambitious in our writing and with our creative ideas. But there comes a point where ambition runs into the brick wall of reality, and for me… I think some of the show’s producers and writers need to recognise their own limitations.

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Behind-the-scenes during production.

Maybe a really exceptional writer-director-producer combo could’ve pulled this off. But clearly, no one in the Strange New Worlds writers’ room or on the production side is at that level.

This episode’s writers *certainly* weren’t.

I’m also hyper-aware of the fact that this is now the *second* episode this season – after Level-Five Transporter Accident – where the bulk of the story didn’t “really” happen. Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass’ ending isn’t as bad as “but it was all just a dream” (though let’s be honest: nothing could be as bad as that), but despite leaving the characters with most of their memories of what took place… it still scrubs those events from the show’s internal reality.

Again: that’s pretty fucking weird, isn’t it?

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The Enterprise is now back to normal.

Maybe there’s supposed to be a point about making emotional connections through fiction, and how the emotions we feel when reading a book or watching an episode of television are no less real just because it was fiction that elicited them. That might be an idea worth exploring – but again, such a concept would require higher-quality writing, a planned narrative arc, and less of a tonal clash between the soap opera silliness and the characters’ real lives.

In a way, I like this idea a lot. My website exists because I find value in fictional worlds like Star Trek; spending more time in those worlds, with those characters, is fun for me and always will be. And I don’t deny the power of all forms of media to evoke strong emotions. The emotional reaction we have to an episode of Star Trek, a movie, a book… those are *real*, even if the stories and characters aren’t. And there’d be value in an exploration of the idea of exploring that kind of emotional connection.

But that isn’t what Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass was going for – and even if it had been, it didn’t work.

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Dr M’Benga.

I feel rather sorry for Anson Mount. After being functionally absent for most of Season 4, his first real spotlight ended up being a tonally muddled episode where two clashing ideas just couldn’t be forced together cohesively. That means that what is objectively one of Mount’s best – and certainly his most emotional – performances in the role of Captain Pike came in an episode that’s honestly better left forgotten, for the most part.

Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass managed to hit the right emotional note with Pike… at the tail end of the story. And seeing him break down, expressing those emotions he’d been holding onto since the end of Season 3 genuinely hit me. But they didn’t hit as hard as they might’ve if the rest of the episode had been stronger and more grounded, and because Pike’s moment of emotion came right at the end of the episode, just as the credits were about to roll… I just don’t think it landed as hard as it should have.

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Captain Pike breaks down.

If Strange New Worlds wanted to do this kind of story, examining Pike’s mental health and his emotional state after losing Captain Batel and Juliet, then it realistically needed to be part of a completely different narrative framework. Trying to squash genuinely complex emotional storytelling for the man who’s (allegedly) the show’s main character up against this bizarre and over-the-top genre parody didn’t work.

What’s more, it should’ve been obvious from the *concept* stage that these two ideas couldn’t work together, which is why I stand by what I said above: the people who came up with this idea, turned it into a complete script, and greenlit it for full production are stupid, idiotic people who shouldn’t be working in this industry! It was *painful* to watch parts of Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass because of how cringe-inducing it was… and that would be bad enough on its own, but when you add into the mix that there was an actual, genuine story worth telling that the soap opera pastiche shat all over? It’s unforgivably bad, to be blunt.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x07 showing Pike (side angle)
There was a story worth telling for Captain Pike (and La’an) that got buried by an unnecessary and over-the-top spoof.

I’m in favour of Star Trek trying new things. And I’m in favour of Star Trek trying out stories in radically different genres and with completely different tones. Part of the franchise’s appeal, at least for me, is its episodic nature, and that the Enterprise can warp away to a new planet, new aliens, a new adventure, and a new kind of story each and every week. I’m not saying “don’t do these kinds of genre stories,” and I’m not saying “Star Trek has to be 100% straight-laced and serious every single time.” That wouldn’t be fun.

But what I am saying, at least in this case, is that the genre parody fundamentally could not work with the more complex themes that the other side of the episode wanted to address, and by trying to force these two diametrically-opposed ideas together, what resulted was neither a successful homage to soap operas nor a clever and relatable exploration of themes of loss and grief. And frankly, that should have been obvious to all involved well before the episode even had a finished script.

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La’an with Sybok. Sorry: “Sybok.”

Uhura’s story, seeing Pike as her father (for inexplicable reasons) was little more than a piss-take of similar soap opera plots over the years. And I mean… I get it. Two totally unrelated characters, who viewers have known for years, are suddenly revealed to be father and daughter or mother and son or long-lost conjoined twins. I get it. It’s a soap opera trope. But did it need to be such a big part of Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass? And what was the point of it for Uhura?

For Pike, this story tracks insofar as it set up his arc of confronting what happened to his family in the life he led and lost. But for Uhura… what are we supposed to get from this storyline? Am I missing something? She sees Pike as an important mentor figure in her life. Great. We knew that already. But given where Uhura is in her character journey – and the season’s stated aim of moving characters “one step closer to where it all began” – what are we gaining by putting her, of all people, into this soap opera plotline with Pike? I know it wasn’t real (and it was obviously not supposed to be real), but still. This was such a big part of the episode – and not just from Pike’s perspective – and yet we gained basically nothing from it.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x07 showing Pike and Uhura
What was the point of this story for Uhura?

I’m not from the United States (and I’m not a viewer of American soaps), so I confess that I didn’t know who actress Deidre Hall was when she was introduced as Counsellor Eleanor Chivers. If you’re in the same boat as me, Hall has played one of the main characters on the American soap Days of Our Lives since 1976, so bringing her aboard for an episode with this soap opera style was a genuine coup for Strange New Worlds. If you’re British, like me, I guess this would be akin to bringing William Roache (Ken Barlow on Coronation Street) on board for a guest-starring role.

Outside of the soap opera pseudo-reality, we didn’t get to spend too much time with Chivers. I liked her outfit, which I felt drew a little on TNG’s Dr Crusher for inspiration, being a similar length and colour, but obviously a bit more elaborate with its collar and the way it fastened. And I think it’s interesting that, at least in this era, the Enterprise has a counsellor on board.

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Doctor (or Counsellor?) Chivers.

However, given last week’s (re)introduction of Dr Boyce – who, as the ship’s former chief medical officer, served as kind of unofficial counsellor to Captain Pike… well, bringing Counsellor Chivers into the mix as well might arguably complicate things. I thought, at first, we were going to learn that Chivers was one of Trelane’s creations, a fictional character he invented for the sake of his dramatic production. But Chivers is, apparently, a fixture aboard the Enterprise.

I think you could argue that it makes sense for Pike to seek out an *actual* counsellor, given where he’s at emotionally, instead of trying to talk to someone like Dr Boyce, Una, or Dr M’Benga, so it’s not necessarily a *bad* thing. And starships having counsellors is clearly not uncommon for Starfleet in this era; I think there was someone in that role aboard the USS Discovery, or at least I remember it being mentioned.

Still frame from Star Trek SNW 4x07 showing Pike and Chivers
Funnily enough, I had Pike’s expression on my face for almost the entire time I was watching Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass.

I would’ve definitely liked to have spent more time with Pike and Chivers outside of the soap opera sequences; Pike’s breakdown in her office had all of the ingredients to be the kind of hard-hitting moment that his storyline needed more of, and Anson Mount genuinely gave an exceptional performance in that scene. It was just cut too short for an episode that wanted to do other things.

Within the soap opera reality, though, I don’t really know what to say. Chivers was – surprisingly, perhaps – the least-offensive of the soap opera fluff. Deidre Hall wasn’t hamming it up in the way that most of the show’s regulars were, leaving her character to feel like simultaneously the most-grounded and least-likely to be real at the same time. An odd mix… but then again, that’s Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass in a nutshell, eh?

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Ethan Peck (left) and guest-star Rhys Darby on the set of Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass.

Season 1’s The Serene Squall reintroduced us to Spock’s half-brother, Sybok – albeit only briefly – and ever since, I think a lot of Trekkies have been wondering whether Sybok would be back before Strange New Worlds comes to the end of its run. And as I was saying above with Pike and La’an and their complex storylines… I would not have chosen to bring back “Sybok” in this form, if I had been in charge! In this case, though, that’s for a different reason.

Pike’s story (and La’an’s too, to a lesser extent) needed to be more grounded and serious if the messaging was going to stick the landing. But Sybok, because he’s such a uniquely interesting character within the broader lore and canon of Star Trek… well, I think he deserved to be handled better. Being reduced to essentially a joke; a gag parodying the “evil twin” cliché from bad soap opera storylines… I mean, I think even Sybok – who was a part of what is usually considered the weakest film, at least of The Original Series era – deserved better than that.

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The illusory “Sybok”.

Moreover, there was a chance for Strange New Worlds to explore the feud between Sybok and Spock – and perhaps between Spock and his father, Sarek, too – in more detail than we ever got in TOS or The Final Frontier. If I were making a list of potential characters and stories to return to for a potential “Captain Pike show,” I’m not sure I’d necessarily have picked Sybok. But having teased the character back in Season 1, I can see the value in revisiting him, expanding on his backstory with Spock, and going into more depth about their conflict.

Such a storyline could have set up the events of The Final Frontier, or at least leaned into Sybok’s “share your pain” philosophy that would be so important to the events of that film. And I’m left lamenting, really, that Strange New Worlds took nothing but this character’s name to do a very silly (and far too long) gag or bit with it. Once again… what was the point?

Still frame from Star Trek V showing Sybok.
Sybok in The Final Frontier.

That last question – “what was the point?” – could really apply to 90% of the episode, to be honest. Previous genre parodies have (usually) made the case for themselves; even if I didn’t personally like the finished product, I could at least see what the writers and production team were going for. But in this case, I’m really struggling to see what the intention was in doing a soap opera spoof other than… to do a spoof.

And is *that* a good use of the show’s time when there are a mere nine episodes remaining, and fewer than fifty in total?

If this was Season 1 or 2, with Strange New Worlds potentially looking at a six-, seven-, or eight-season run, I still wouldn’t *like* this episode, but I think it might’ve felt less offensive. However, we’re now nine episodes from the show’s finale, and I just don’t think there was time to waste on a genre parody or spoof that not only didn’t have anything to say in and of itself, but that also ended up actively detracting from what should’ve been a powerful, emotional, and relatable arc for two of the show’s main characters.

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Captain Pike.

With the exception of Anson Mount, who did well with Captain Pike’s emotional torment, the only other performer I could really single out for praise is Rhys Darby, who reprised his role as Trelane from Season 3’s Wedding Bell Blues. We’re sticking with the idea that Trelane is a kid, and Darby brought almost a sense of childlike wonder to the character, despite having phenomenal powers and abusing them to toy with the emotions of the crew.

I also found it interesting that Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass introduced another member of the Q Continuum as Trelane’s teacher/advisor. I wasn’t wild about the Q-inspired costuming, though: the judges’ robes that Q wore in The Next Generation were meant to be a copy of something from Earth in the mid/late 21st Century, and I felt that leaning on that idea for inspiration kind of misunderstands or muddles that. A very minor point, admittedly, and one that you might say is a nitpick. But I like Star Trek to be consistent with itself, and for me, this other Q wearing an outfit clearly at least partially inspired by those judges’ robes wasn’t right.

Oh, and if you missed it last season: yes, Rhys Darby’s character is the same Trelane as Kirk will encounter in The Original Series, and he’s a member of the Q Continuum. Spoiler alert for Wedding Bell Blues, I guess!

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Rhys Darby is great as Trelane.

There were a couple of funny moments in Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass that successfully won a chuckle, or at least made me smile. Dr M’Benga having a disease as ludicrously-named as “space madness” was one of them, because it was just so utterly absurd and silly.

And it was also a funny bit to see Trelane and his teacher munching on buckets of popcorn as they watched Captain Pike wrangling with the memory of his daughter; neither of them expected that “storyline” in Trelane’s fantasy world, I guess. It was a funny moment, in any case.

But that’s really all the praise I have for this… well, this disappointing mess.

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This was an admittedly funny visual.

Do I need to tell you, for the fourth or fifth time this season, that I can respect the commitment to the bit; that fully and whole-heartedly embracing everything about a genre in this kind of genre parody is, in some ways, commendable? Because I feel like I’ve been saying that a lot, of late!

Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass is the first episode, really, where I feel that everyone involved should’ve known that the core concept and storylines wouldn’t work. The hammy over-acting, the ridiculous dialogue, and the attempt to blend a full-throated soap opera pastiche with complex themes and long-running storylines for main characters was a genuinely bad idea. And I’d actually quite like to know how this concept made it all the way through the production process. How is it that no one – not one single person from this pretty accomplished group of television writers and producers – didn’t stop for a second and say, “yeah, this ain’t gonna work”?

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Cast and crew behind-the-scenes.

Like Chonitons Through the Hourglass is saved from the title of “worst Strange New Worlds episode” by the existence of Subspace Rhapsody and the “but it was all just a dream” ending to Level-Five Transporter Accident. But that’s it. That’s the best I can say about it… and I guess that makes it the third-worst episode of the series.

Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass isn’t just a disappointment because its soap opera parody was over-the-top, hammy, and silly. Those things made me roll my eyes, sure, but as someone who isn’t a soap fan, perhaps that side of the story would never have been “my thing,” and that’s okay. Not every episode is gonna be a ten-out-of-ten for every viewer, especially with such narrative and genre diversity on display. But because the episode’s other side had an important and potentially powerful and emotional message about grief and loss… the failures of the soap opera fluff feel infinitely worse.

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Dr M’Benga and Una.

I would’ve been down for an episode exploring Pike’s grief, either through a sci-fi lens or just… by playing it straight. And I liked the attempt to draw a comparison between Pike’s grief and La’an’s feelings about her second heartbreak. But those ideas got precious little time and attention in an episode that wanted to be something else – something fundamentally incompatible with those loftier ideas. The choice should’ve been to either massively reduce the soap stuff to a few small vignettes, drop it entirely, or else abandon the serious themes and lean fully into the parody.

I know what I’d have chosen, if I had the option.

Star Trek’s sixtieth anniversary is in just a few days’ time, and we’re going into the anniversary with *this* as the most recent episode. That… would not have been my preference, I’m not gonna lie. And now that Strange New Worlds Season 4 is three-quarters done, there are still only two episodes that I can say I fully enjoyed and didn’t find glaring flaws in. It’s such a shame that this show – which I’ve said repeatedly has been my favourite of Star Trek’s modern revival – just isn’t on top form at the moment.

Next week, we’re going to get Orders of Magnitude – an episode which promises “an alien pursuit that grows far beyond its original orders.” Maybe that’ll be a better, more grounded, or more interesting story. Maybe it’ll be *orders of magnitude* better than a soap opera parody or an episode that ends with “but it was all just a dream.” We can but hope, I suppose.

Thanks for joining me for this review. I really don’t like being so negative about Star Trek, and especially about Strange New Worlds when there are so few episodes remaining. But… here we are, I guess. I’m crossing my fingers and hoping for better things next time.

I’ll be writing something celebratory on the 8th for Star Trek’s official sixtieth anniversary, so I hope you’ll join me for that. And earlier in the year, I wrote up re-watches of Where No Man Has Gone Before, which was TOS’s second pilot, The Royale, which was my personal “first contact” with the franchise, and a few other pieces, too, like my encounter with William Shatner, some “what-if” scenarios, and some fascinating fan theories that I found! I’ve also reviewed Season 1 of Starfleet Academy and the video game Across The Unknown, which is based on Star Trek: Voyager. I hope you’ll check out some of those pieces if you have the time. You can also find the rest of my Strange New Worlds reviews by clicking or tapping here. As always… Live Long and Prosper, friends!


Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Seasons 1-4 are available to stream now on Paramount+ in countries and territories where the platform is available. The first three seasons are also available on DVD and/or Blu-ray. The Star Trek franchise – including Strange New Worlds and all other properties discussed above – is the copyright of the Skydance-Paramount corporation. Days of Our Lives is the copyright of NBC/Corday Productions/Peacock. This review contains the thoughts and opinions of one person only and is not intended to cause any offence.